For some reason i’ve attracted the attention of men from the cold country up East over the last couple of weekends. I wonder if that’s because of my sturdy farmers hands, my taste for vodka or my pale, siberian skin.
However this weekend me, Elin and Bella have made a pact that make me realise I need to keep away from those Russian lovers. Its like that scene in Vuxna Människor where Felix Herngren have to choose someone in the escalator to sleep with and ends up with the ugly one at the end.
You dont want to end up with the russian with a scary accent and tons of connections to the mob. Even if they are cute, blonde ones called Sergei. This needs to be a russian free weekend.