Trying to meet up with frenchie tonight and he sent a text saying he’ll call me after seeing a man about a thing and i answered with a novel about being scared of phones and an epic fail as soon as i try to speak with someone asking if he could send me a text instead. Almost hoped that would be the nail that sealed the coffin and made him realise i’m a wacko.

He answered ‘I suck on phones too, what a team we make’

Fuck!