Conversation between me and O last night
Me: my flat mate gave me this amazing gift, its 2 shoe horns with hands and they are really white and skinny so she thought it would be your arms
O: ooookay
Me: well, you know, to scratch my back and stuff. We all laughed about it, especially Tom
O: so you all laughed at me cause im so white?
Me: well yes
Me: And then we imagined you putting them into a jacket with just your tiny white hands sticking out and then we laughed even more.
O: …
